These are pretty good!! ~MareBear~
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." - Winston Churchill
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" - Edgar Bergen
"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." - Red Buttons
"He who laughs last didn't get it." - Helen Giangregorio
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem." - Bill Vaughan
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." - Erma Louise Bombeck
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." - Woody Allen
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