September 03, 2005

Cat Puke Phenomenon

OK...I know this will be gross for some of you out there, but it NEEDS to be addressed. Have you actually ever SEEN a cat throw up? For us cat owners out there we all know what it sounds like...like someone knocking on the door kind of funny..........knock, knock......................knock, knock...........knock, knock.......knock, knock....knock, knock..knock, knock, knock, knockknockknockknockknock.....BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...but have you actually SEEN the process? The poor cat's body heaves like it's trying to cough up a hippo, and then...right when the ick is coming out, their faces peel off their heads. Their mouths literally open over their brains! Their eyeballs are where their noses USED to be, and they have a nose, no more. This leads me to believe that cats are really alien vessels, and hairballs are just the poor aliens attempting to get out. But see, cats are strong beings. They have too much personality to let these aliens take over which is why the aliens are trying to get out in such a horrible manner. So, next time you pick up a hairball, just remember...that could be the aftermath of your kitty cat fighting an intergalactic war.

Food for thought...well, if you even WANT to eat after reading that. Talk amongst yourselves.

Peace out home chili fries.

~*MareBear*~

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